Quirky Home Lover Gifts

"I bought a new summer condo."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

For Sale: With Planning Permission for Swimming Pool

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'As you can see, it's set back from the main thoroughfare.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'No, it's a great nuclear power station, especially for a single person living alone!'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"It has some charming original features."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

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"Interesting story behind this one..."

"It's a basement apartment, but it's conveniently right next to the subway."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bathroom Fairy

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Missing sock

The Big Tree

"How?"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks