Quirky Homebody Gifts

Hammock box comes floating towards a desert island - which only has one tree on.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

A bunny watches TV while wearing slippers shaped like a human head.

'Since he was made redundant he likes to make himself useful around the house.'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Working from home

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Santa's wash day.

"We've decided to live together."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"What?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation