Mythical Architecture Admirer Pillows

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Do you smell something?"

Your Home Remodel Team

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Bankside

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Blok drives by New York City.