Whimsical Architects Gifts

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

Witch Hardware

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Shop for cats

Tortilla the Hun.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Home Sweet Home.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Free Hugs

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Cowvid-19

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse