Whimsical Architect Gifts

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of our community restrictive covenants.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

I.M. Pei, the habitrail

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"I'm asking $75 a pound for it."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Ok! Whose bright idea was it to make a house out of gingerbread?'

For sole

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"The shoe's our Summer home. The rest of the year it's a boot."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Wagging Dog

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Rude Snowpeople

Tim Burton

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Witch Hardware

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Snow Bridge.

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'