Whimsical Construction Aficionado Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: building

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Witch Hardware

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Design brief.'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'