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101 uses of a dead cat: building

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Witch Hardware

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Stone henge swing.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

'Design brief.'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'