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Character trucks #1 Dump truck.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Goalie Wall.

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Builders bum

'Design brief.'

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'