Quirky Construction Aficionado Gifts

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Do it yourself books.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Shoe house.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.