Quirky Construction Aficionado Prints

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Do it yourself books.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Shoe house.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'