Nest Organizer Pillows

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

God's Sticky Notes

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

Summer Outing Planning

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Carpet Cleaner.

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Irons In The Fire