Nest Organizer Pillows

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

God's Sticky Notes

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

'How long's he been out there?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Summer Outing Planning

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Carpet Cleaner.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Irons In The Fire

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."