Nest Decorators Pillows

"Are you sure this isn't covered by our home insurance policy?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Piranhaclaus

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Caliologist

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

O Christmas Tea

'How long's he been out there?'

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

Merry Kissmas

"We both love Chinese food."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Monster mobiles.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Dog's Christmas list.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Santa School.

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.