Nature Decorator Pillows

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Christmas Tree

(Camel paintings)

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Painting clouds

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'