Plant Decorator Pillows

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Home depot."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Happy Turkey Day!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

House plants

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Christmas tree exchange

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Safe Christmas.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Trick or treat?"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'