Plant-free Decorator Pillows

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."