Eco-friendly Decorators Pillows

'It's my feature wall.'

"Better keep the reindeer on the lawn. The roof's been covered with solar panels."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

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I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"We both love Chinese food."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

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"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

The cushions are very soft !

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