Frugal Decorator Pillows

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Pinata Trophies

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Yard Sale

Face Painting.

"Can that be right?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

The Hammer

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."