Frugal Decorator Mugs

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Merry Christmas, Randy. Same to you, little buddy. I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations ... nothing. The boss is waiting till new year's, once everyone's tossed their trees in the trash. HOJ. He gave me scavenging gear in lieu of a Christmas bonus. How thoughtful.

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Filet minion

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

Face Painting.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

The Hammer

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"