Frugalest Decorator Mugs

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Curtains haberdashery

"Love your feng shui!"

Pea green