Budget Decorator Pillows

Everyone thought Bill Junior had a lot of great ideas, but actually he was just too cheap to buy a lampshade.

'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

If we can't afford to move..you can do some decorating...

Make Your Own

"It's extra for the stand."

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

Wallpapering.

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

When Papi says..."I can fix that! Wood is comfortable when it's covered with cushions!" it means...he's too cheap to buy a new couch.

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

Crap others threw out

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."