Budget Decorator Gifts

Everyone thought Bill Junior had a lot of great ideas, but actually he was just too cheap to buy a lampshade.

'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

If we can't afford to move..you can do some decorating...

Make Your Own

"It's extra for the stand."

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

Wallpapering.

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

When Papi says..."I can fix that! Wood is comfortable when it's covered with cushions!" it means...he's too cheap to buy a new couch.

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Face Painting.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.