Thrifty Decorator Pillows

"The new trees were too expensive, but I got a sweet deal on this used one!"

The man who decorated his living room with wallpaper sample books.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I love these old decorations!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pinata Trophies

Face Painting.

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"