Thrifty Decorators Pillows

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Gesundheit!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Making Christmas Decorations

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'It's my feature wall.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Christmas Tree Lights

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

Wallpapering.

Xmas tree