Thrifty Decorators Pillows

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Gesundheit!"

Crap others threw out

'How are you doing on your side?'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Artist Painting his Television.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Making Christmas Decorations

Snowman's Dentures.

'It's my feature wall.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Thrifty Christmas.

Make Your Own

Tree piercings.

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'