Eco-friendly Designs Pillows

I've gone one better!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'