Eco-friendly Projects Pillows

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

100% carbon neutral

Global Warmer 2000.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Environmentalist Brainstorm