Eco-friendly Initiatives Pillows

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

100% carbon neutral

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.