Eco-friendly Initiatives Pillows

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Steamed vegetables."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

100% carbon neutral

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"