Green Initiatives Pillows

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

Nature versus commerce.

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Carol, help me find my progress report on our transition to a paperless workplace."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Just Stop Boil

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Sea weed harvest.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.