Green Initiatives Gifts

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

Nature versus commerce.

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Carol, help me find my progress report on our transition to a paperless workplace."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Sea weed harvest.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'