Starting A Green Project Gifts

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Teamwork!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Now what?'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Very good and to the point.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"You can do it!"

Tree Squirrel

"It's a long term goal."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I'll race you to the top."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Open Source.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Windmill Maintenance