Going Green Gifts

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

"It's a sign!"

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Oh, just swapping over to a renewable energy source..."

Clean the world.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'We're going completely green.'

Eco-snobs.

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

'If you don't think the environment is precious, just go out and try to buy a Christmas tree.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Planet suicide.

New 12-srep program: break your addition to big cars and oil.

'But not like this!'

'You never worried about interfering with the ecology before!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'