Going Green Gifts

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

"It's a sign!"

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Oh, just swapping over to a renewable energy source..."

Clean the world.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'We're going completely green.'

Eco-snobs.

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

'If you don't think the environment is precious, just go out and try to buy a Christmas tree.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Planet suicide.

New 12-srep program: break your addition to big cars and oil.

'But not like this!'

'You never worried about interfering with the ecology before!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)