Adopting Green Living Gifts

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Global Warmer 2000.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Steamed vegetables."