Starting A Green Energy Project Gifts

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Wind Farm

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Solar Plant

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Swamp gas

Sustainability

Tree Squirrel

Electric car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'