Starting A Green Energy Project Gifts

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Wind Farm

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Solar Plant

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Tree Squirrel

Electric car

Sustainability

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Swamp gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...