Transitioning To Green Energy Gifts

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

The Environmentalist

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Solar Plant

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Electric car

Swamp gas

Sustainability

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Nuclear energy.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."