Sustainable Energy Gifts

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

Sustainable transport

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"It's a plant based solution."

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'

Inshore wind farm.

US Energy Needs.

Bob's Wind Farm

Battery Farming

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys