Sustainable Energy Gifts

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

Sustainable transport

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"It's a plant based solution."

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'

Inshore wind farm.

US Energy Needs.

Bob's Wind Farm

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'