Energy Sustainability Gifts

'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

View to the Future

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting