Environmental Sustainability Gifts

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

Clamping

'Mine may not be as bright, but it uses even less energy.'

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

"Fancy us being ahead of our time - in the next century the sea will feed entire continents."

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

'You won't see me on one of those hybrid models.'

'Eat locally - all roadkill from 8-mile radius'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'