Embracing Sustainability Gifts

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."