Sustainable Practices Gifts

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I miss the scarecrow."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."