Sustainable Business Practices Gifts

"We need to change our strategy."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."