Environmentally Friendly Practices Gifts

"Will you need a bag, or will you frantically oscillate between paying and jamming everything into your own tote before the next customer's items start sliding down?"

'I'm all for recycling newspapers, but I don't go for this printing a new paper directly on top of the old one.'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

100% carbon neutral

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Recycling bottle bank.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.