Environmentally Friendly Practices Gifts

"Will you need a bag, or will you frantically oscillate between paying and jamming everything into your own tote before the next customer's items start sliding down?"

'I'm all for recycling newspapers, but I don't go for this printing a new paper directly on top of the old one.'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

100% carbon neutral

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Recycling bottle bank.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."