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'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I miss the scarecrow."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'