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"We're developing a plan to fix this."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Recycling bottle bank.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

AIDS prevention

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Green politics and environmentalism.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."