Lean Practices Gifts

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"How should we divide the teams?"

100% carbon neutral

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Recycling bottle bank.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

AIDS prevention

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Green politics and environmentalism.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."