Industrial Practices Gifts

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Employer of the month...and every month.

Wholesale market in Cuba

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Paradigm shifters company.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"It's a plant based solution."

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

Paper Production

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant