Industrial Settings Gifts

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Just leave it, Al. It's a pallet of experts!"

Motivation to work

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Time Out For Teddy

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

The suggestion box.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Time Clock

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Sorry, we have to let you go. You've grown too tall for our cubicles."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."