Factory Environments Gifts

"And what do you do. . ?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Claus 2.0

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

Time Out For Teddy

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

The suggestion box.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives