Factory Gifts

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Time Out For Teddy

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Nuclear waste.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Idle parts

Congratulations Strike Over!

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Night-shift entrance

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Rust test in progress.

Cheese Secret