Factory Work Gifts

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

Lunch break.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"As you can see, we have thought carefully about ways of cutting costs in this company."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..."

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Factory line cow giving into temptation

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

Lunch break.

Acme Deodorant.

All set for the summer holiday!

"What we need is a union."

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Happy Bear Toy Factory

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

OCD Industries

"There are some productivity issues with British robots."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'The boxing glove is there for when you miss your production target.'

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Energy Company.

Time Out For Teddy

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'