Factory Workers Gifts

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"I don't understand why other countries don't buy our products. After all, they made them!"

Night-shift entrance

"The union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

World Pollution

New noah

'The big wigs told us to think of our facility as a temple. If that's the case, we must be the human sacrifices.'

'The joke's on the Chinese. They built a new factory to get our jobs but mismanagement here killed the company!'

'Sorry, but you can't return anything approved by quality inspectors #4 through #27, who were laid off.'

"Don't worry. I'm not here for your job. I'm here for your boss's job."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Time Out For Teddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Idle parts