Factory Worker Gifts

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Accident Free Days 14?3.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Quality Control

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

A man is balancing on two chairs to hang a 'safety first' sign.

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Safety last.

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

'Your health and pension benefits will remain intact, but we have eliminated your salary.'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'

Men all sharing one thought: 'I do all the work around here.'

Quality Contorl.

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

Lunch break.

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

"....and don't forget to ask for more overtime."

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

A Fork-lift.

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

America's Biggest Export...

Fragile stamper.

Tortilla factory.

'...If you don't believe me come and look! I'm telling you. There's a tiny black hole.'

'I think I found the problem.'

'We financed an independent study which proved there is no human factor in global warming.'